My middle name may not be Bergamot, but that hasn't stopped me from becoming a second year student at the University of Huddersfield. I study Public Relations and from Septemver I will live at Big Aspley Hall with Amanda and Chris. In my first year I lived at Storthes Hall with a flat filled with party animals.
Unlike Jesus, I used to go to Range High School in Formby, Liverpool and drink copious amounts of wine and cheeky vimto with my friends in The Railway. Sometimes the two collided, but not always. We were actively involved in the pub quiz and we have won it twice under the team name 'Kiss my ankles, Betty!'
At university I tend to spend most nights drunk with friends, flatmates, classmates and occasionally random strangers. If you're particularly observant you may see us in the many nightspots of Huddersfield. We're the ones dancing on the podiums, downing sambuca, talking to Jack 'n' Jean (The UK's oldest clubbers!), and falling over as we stagger home.
Like most people I have a family. Specifically I have a mother, a father, and a brother. The brother is on MySpace too and tends to go by the name Sam, which does make sense since that is his name. He's 17 now apparently, so watch out for him driving around the streets of Formby and drinking like his brother in the various public houses Formby has to offer. If you happen to see him I'd urge you not to approach him. He bites.
I have a rather eclectic taste in music and drink Earl Grey tea. I don't know if the two are related. Do you?